Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
Hey now, accidents happen. Just the other day, while looking at my friend's brand new baseball bat, I accidentally bashed him over the head with it. Several times. I was so embarrassed. I can be such a klutz at times.
sarcasmine 19
Ouch that sucks. Hope you're alright
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Comments (76)
JewKnowIt 19
Contrary to popular belief, they aren't 'soft'. Especially at close range. Same things happened to me OP lol
HateMe666 8
I would definitely do the same thing.
dragoongirl90 34
You're just a terrible person, then.
NigerianPrince 11
i got shot point blank with someones airsoft shotgun. they had shells that made the shotgunbfire buckshot...
Fr0gs 15
Ydi for having airsoft as a girl
starglow13 10
are you ******* kidding me
annie_zoo 27
where the **** did that logic come from? #46
MSHippie 5
I know who needs to get shot next... ******' Neanderthal...
AviKerensky 17
First rule of firearms, real or not: Never hand anyone a loaded weapon.
dragoongirl90 34
My ex-husband once stuck the muzzle of his airsoft pistol against my thigh and pulled the trigger. Later on he shot me in the ass point blank.
pitboy101 11
break a leg
rozdawg 13
Always treat a weapon as if it's loaded. Always.
iamtheobby 7
I shot myself in the leg once.... For no reason
worldclassrager 41
Locked and loaded I take it... I keep mine empty until the games begin...so this doesn't happen