Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
Hey now, accidents happen. Just the other day, while looking at my friend's brand new baseball bat, I accidentally bashed him over the head with it. Several times. I was so embarrassed. I can be such a klutz at times.
sarcasmine 19
Ouch that sucks. Hope you're alright
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Comments (76)
revolvearoundme 15
If it makes you feel better I would have definatly shot you too and I don't even know you, at least not any better than you know gun safety.
ZombieGirl0417 21
Lmao i know everything there is to know about gun safety thanks.
revolvearoundme 15
You got shot with your own gun. Wasn't that rule one in Lords of War? Don't get shot with your own guns?
dragoongirl90 34
It's also a rule of basic human decency not to be a huge douche and shoot someone.
GoatGuy6669 4
Ok you got shot in the leg with an air soft gun it doesn't hurt so stop being a pussy about it
HerpNdurp88 0
Piss poor gun etiquette lol.
jack67_fml 14
It doesn't hurt that much in fact barley at all, try paintball
Dave_Davington 35
I wheatly think you're being a little too harsh, here.
dragoongirl90 34
I've played paintball, and I've been shot point blank by an airsoft pistol. Shit hurts equally.
samdel12 10
Lol :) did you aunt say "I am the one who knocks" and then do it? Because that would be legit
smoothies14 32
Well that was uncalled for.
buddy_J 16
Why did you hand it to her loaded? Should have taken the magazine out and or made sure no more bbs were in it
iHaveNoFrens 1
ive been shot with a 350 airsoft gun in the back of the head from 5 feet away i know how you feel sucks ass... well feel better
Captain_Screech 13
One of my friends had a rifle that shot at 860, me and my teammates ran out of ammo so I was sent to surrender. No arms, white flag, everything. The ****** still shot me in the face.
prostar9993 15
If it shot at 860 god it would be considered a firearm not an Airsoft gun. I suggest you look up your gun laws before making up numbers that you think are impressive.
aleyp63 13
well.. ydi for giving her a loaded one
WOTAN1488 24
Ah, I know that hurts.