Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
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Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
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Dave_Davington 35
Hey now, accidents happen. Just the other day, while looking at my friend's brand new baseball bat, I accidentally bashed him over the head with it. Several times. I was so embarrassed. I can be such a klutz at times.
sarcasmine 19
Ouch that sucks. Hope you're alright
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Comments (76)
ShirtlessWonder 17
An airsoft pistol really doesn't hurt that much, especially if it was through clothes.. Most of them have only like 250 fps. Not enough to do a whole lot. If it was a 400-500 fps rifle, that would be somewhat of a different story, but I got shot up in the neck by one of those from about 10 feet and even that really wasn't too painful.
prostar9993 15
Not like you got into the sport expecting to never get hit. Suck it up man.
KrissiKat 8
That's me as an Aunt. Lmao
ChadHelton 8
shoot her back.
oneil06 6
dont give weapons to family members...
BluePeace2017 8
Your aunt sound like a bitch
ZombieGirl0417 21
Nah she's pretty cool
Crazy_sociopath 0
My dad did that to me a lot when I was young, he used bb rifles too
ZombieGirl0417 21
I'm fine totally fine guys it was a low FPS pistol it only stung a little. Only battle wound i got was a tiny black and blue welt. Thanks for the consolidation though
MrsHumanFrog 19
so many over reactions..... they really don't hurt that bad. the OP probably didn't even get but a tiny bruise.