Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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adam10_fml 0
Usually - only the obese are put on bed rest. 80% of all woman placed on bed rest for pregnancy are "self inflicted".
sulitak 27
oh this is wrong in more than so many ways.
LostKezia 5
my mum at 18 was put in bed rest from her 6th month, and should I add she weigher about 7st8 at the time
rocker_chick23 27
I was put on bed rest at 6 months because I nearly miscarried my son and I weighed 135. My SIL was on bed rest when she was pregnant with twins and she weighed 125. You want to say anything else retarded?
bleedingglitter 24
Or because of problems with the placenta or because of preeclampsia or because the baby is too large/multiples... Good to see your public school had a strong health class.
sarumanthewhite 0
YDI just because you got yourself pregnant (your fault) it doesn't mean you can tell your mum what to do. now you know how she felt when she was stuck with you.
aziatic 0
why were u on bedrest? are a giant fat woman? normal people don't need bed rest for pregnancy
sulitak 27
actually, many people with no previous health issues end up on bedrest. there are many problems that can cause bedrest that can not be prevented no matter what the woman does.
mj2123 0
#44 - Care to cite your source? I'm not taking your statistics at face value unless you can back yourself up. Try looking here: http://fpb.case.edu/Bedrest/handouts/diagnoseshandout.htm. I don't see obesity (or weight in general) listed as a cause or risk factor for any of the reasons a woman might go on bed rest. #46 - You're just making yourself look like an idiot. Try harder next time.
sarumanthewhite 0
47 what about me?
BaldOuting 0
mom sounds bitter, was this pregnancy a "happy surprise"?
sarumanthewhite 0
you deserve it you FAT ****
manekineko_fml 0
Why so many judgmental comments? We don't know if it was an accidental pregnancy or a teenage pregnancy (are mothers no longer allowed to visit once you are pregnant?)... and why would it really matter anyway? Being 38 weeks pregnant sucks no matter what, haha. Her mom would know! 38 weeks is the normal length of pregnancy, by the way. We just say 9 months because it's pretty close.
KEVINPASH 0
If your already pop'n out babies maybe its time to move out? Perhaps you are the fat lazy slug your mother has been trying to rid herself of for your entire life. Get a life loser
donteffwitme 0
pregnant girls are a holes most of the time tho...i guarantee tht is not the first thing u asked ur mom
LostKezia 5
because she is not allowed to get out of bed.