Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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Comments (213)
liveitlearnit 0
Why does everyone assume the OP lives with her mom? Maybe her mom came over to help, like she should!
Brettersson 0
the only lazy fat slug is your mom who can't even help her daughter who's on the virge of giving birth
roflbubbles 0
Your still a fat and lazy bitch, because all you can do is complain on a website.. AND, I agree with #22!
DanceRox9008 0
it depends on the measurement of weeks as to how pregnant OP is. the number of weeks pregnant is usually measured from the first day of you last menstrual period (which is not when you become pregnant, you get pregnant approximately 14 days into that cycle-so two weeks) also, 38 weeks from conception is full term, not 36 weeks. Therefore, by these calculations, 40 weeks is actually full term.
vanityinsanity 0
THATS SO MEAN! all these horror stories of being pregnant...it really seems terrifying and unenjoyable lol!
kaylaella 0
lol awee ! i hope everything goes well !
YouMustBe_Joking 0
YDI for getting pregnant as a teenager. Condoms and birth control, idiot.
katelynmarie 0
She never said she was a pregnant teen. :/
Divine_Mamma 11
What if she was raped. Also birth control doesn't always work.
Vanee 0
lol ughhh bitch muchh ??
lol_seriously 0
Come to think of it, can slugs actually get pregnant?
ogloc 0
She got pissed? Shocker! Move the **** out, but you probably can't, because you're probably a kid just burdening her mother because you're a ****.