Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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Evee_fml 0
Tell your mom I think she's a ****
24788 7
Parents say stupid things.
rgje 0
at 38 wks the baby is more than ready to be born...they usually take you OFF bedrest at 36 wks. get up
barbie0417 0
wait. 38 weeks? thats 9 and a half monthss? shouldnt the baby be born already?
Epiphany1882 0
First: Doesnt matter where the woman is at, she is in bed, on bed rest-she is pregnant. Hormones are insane. Mom is possibly trying to help. Its easy to get tired and frustrated, and annoyed with each other. Second: Im not a medical professional, but i happen to know enough about medicine to say this: Its no where NEAR an exact science. Diagnosis and Treatment and Care are as unique as the individual. Similarities exist, but again, its a case by case basis. We dont know if she is High Risk, we dont know if the baby still needs time to develop. We dont know enough about her situation to make a "diagnosis". If her doc ordered bed rest, then she is doing what she is supposed to for the baby's health and well being. So: Lets stop playing doctor, and focus at the issue at hand. The insult, though out of line, was probably said in frustration. Keep your head up , and I wish you and your child the best of the best, and congrats! God Bless!
grazynaanka 0
First of all, she doesn't say she lives with her mom. She just asked her mom to get her something for her. I live at home at the moment and I'm pregnant. Maybe because my husband to be is in Iraq. So for all we know she could be in the same situation. And since when was 38 wks pregnant overdue. A normal, full term pregnancy is 40 wks. Some people need to study up on that a little more. OP: You're mom probably did just say that out of frustration. Pregnant women are not the most fun people to be around. The hormones are insane. I've had my fair share of insults thrown at me from family and friends. Your mom didn't mean it. But since you're pregnant, you could throw an insult at her and blame it on the hormones.
plaidrabbit 0
#96: That was kinda mean...but hiLARious :D
ForgottenBoy 0
What a bitch, a mother shouldn't speak so badly about her daughter! Especially since she's pregnant with her grandchild!
iziicarter 0
im really sorry about that. just because you needed her to do things that you cant doesnt mean that she can freak out like that. when i sprained my ankle really badly i was on crutches and my mom had to help out a lot (im 14) but she never lost her temper. she was really empathetic, especially since she broke her ankle when i was a baby so she knows how difficult it is to do even the smallest things. good luck with your baby!
Professor59 2
Probably asked her mother to bring her the laptop so she could bitch about her in public. Pretty rude of mom, but we all have our breaking point. Try condoms or the Pill. Uh, next time, I mean...
Divine_Mamma 11
Ever think that maybe she....... Wanted to get pregnant.