Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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lostathome 0
Totally name your baby after her.
Chibi_fml 9
Or her mom might just be a bitch? I don't see anywhere in that post that a) the OP is a teenager, b) she still lives at home, and c) she's not married/living with her boyfriend/fiance/significant other who works. Way to jump to conclusions, people. OP - your mum is a bitch. :/ Sounds like she doesn't understand how important it could be for your emergency bed rest. Either that, or she was just temporarily upset. I hope she doesn't cop an attitude with you all the time. @#22 - there might be a reason why her doctor has not induced labour yet. Maybe she's got an appointment for it at some point in the near future.
missingcote 0
Seriously, you live at home, you're pregnant, and on "bedrest"? You were overweight before the pregnancy took place and you have no right getting knocked up while you're living at home and then expecting your mom to wait on you hand and foot as well as foot the bills for you and your illegitimate baby. Close your legs and grow up!
Jennifer83 0
Your mom is a bit** also #22 is right...you shouldn't be at home, you should be having that baby.
audiogasmic 0
Well first your mom is rude, second of all this sounds like a teen pregnancy to me because if you had a husband you'd probably be living with him and this wouldn't have happened at all. So maybe she's mad that you're a kid having a kid?
bandaidface 0
Um, where does is say that she isn't living with her husband? The mom could just be over there "taking care" of the OP while hubby is at work. And why would you automatically be considered a teen mum if you weren't married? Wow. The stupidity of the posters on here overwhelm me.
sulitak 27
I *do* live with my husband. I am currently 26 years old and 24 weeks pregnant with twins. guess who drove me to my last ultrasound since my husband had to work? That's right... My Mom.
alwaysalady 0
I was on bedrest for 3 and half months, and my husband was shipped out during my pregnancy :(. I lived with my parents for the time being, because I couldn't be alone. My old room and everything. But my mom would never call me a fat lazy slug, ever. Your mom sucks.
megelin 0
um.... i'm pretty sure you would've been induced by now. 2 weeks late is kind of a lot.
sulitak 27
um... pretty sure 2 weeks late is actually 42 weeks. full term is 40 weeks.
runwest07 0
I agree with #22...36 weeks is approximately 9 months. 38 weeks is way too long. It should have been induced by now.
MyBloodSings 0
Oh, quit your whining! Even I found you annoying. Pop the kid out and good luck!
thingspoo 0
Goodness, I would be so mad. I'm not the type of person who's ever at a loss for words, so I know I would not have let her get away with that. Then again... if you're a teen mother, then there's not much you can do, is there? At the least, she needs to know that acting like such a pig is not acceptable.