Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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deceptivebeauty 0
Am I the only one who didn't automatically assume she was a teenager? Just that her mom was there to help?
infidelboy 0
if ur a teenager, YDI. if not, and #85 is right, FYL
paintergirl12 0
Dear #84, WHAT is with you?? It says NOWHERE in the post that a) she is a teen or b) she is living with her mom. Many people have pointed out that her husband/boyfriend could be at work, or could in the army and is shipped out, or that her mother is just coming over to visit her pregnant daughter, as would seem logical for a mother to do. to all you people who think 36 weeks is the normal pregnancy length... it's just NOT.
heynow09 0
HAHAHAHA #7... i laughed so hard i dont know whyyy when i read that
Melodyfire 0
what a bitch....
tabyyy 0
being a teenaged mother doesn't necessarily make you a ****.. people are allowed to make mistakes. just throwing that out there. also, as several have pointed out, nowhere in the post did it say she was a teen, or was living at home, or didn't have a job/career/husband, etc... i love how judgemental people on this site can be. and lol @ 23
CourtneeMalakian 0
i would have said "uhh bitch im ****** pregnant"
CourtneeMalakian 0
and #81, WHEN DID SHE SAY SHE WAS A TEENAGER????!? she didnt. and condoms and birth control DONT ALWAYS ******* WORK maybe thats the reason u were born
blarg0_0 0
wow, you must be pretty close to popping.. cause your already a lil overdue. sucks though. someone isn't happy to be a grandmother.
sulitak 27
no. no she isn't.
deceptivebeauty 0
#93: A pregnancy is usually listed as 40 weeks. Counted from the last period (where you actually had it, not missed it). Around 38 weeks if it's not from then, but actual conception. She's not late, she's probably still two weeks to go. Also to all those saying induce: doctors try not to induce until your past due by around a week I believe unless there's major medical reasons. Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure, and they did a test on if the baby can be delivered, but it's not matured enough lung wise yet. Either way, the point it, she's still two weeks from being full-term, and that's if they calculated right.