Today, I finished my last day of job training. At the beginning, the boss had told us to ask as many questions as possible. I was fired because I asked too many questions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, the people who gave me no training or instruction on how to do my job tried to fire me, because asking for clarification apparently means I'm incompetent. FML
Today, I was fired, all because I asked my manager for help on the line when we were short staffed and he was on his butt in the office. He said it wasn't his job to help us. Apparently, asking your manager for help when you're busy gets you fired. FML
Today, fifteen minutes before the end of the day, my boss asked me who I was training to replace me. He then said never mind, that it was his job to choose someone. I hadn't indicated that I was planning on leaving the company. FML
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I started a new yard maintenance job. Before the day had even ended, I got fired, because I apparently didn’t have enough experience, and I moved too slowly. It was supposed to be my training day. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, my boss fired me, saying he’d had a lot of patience with me, but now the time had come to part. Funny, a few months ago he told me that he had to have a lot of patience with each of my coworkers when they started, but that I was the only one who grasped it all right from the start. FML
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Christina Winden 22
Were they questions about stuff you should have learned already and they thought you couldn't perform your job duties? Because that is literally the only explanation that makes sense to me.
MidnaLink 35
And as you're storming out of your old job, you should've said "Make up your minds, *******!"
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MidnaLink 35
And as you're storming out of your old job, you should've said "Make up your minds, *******!"
Civic91crash 4
Hell yeah, hurrah!, who's with me?
Christina Winden 22
Were they questions about stuff you should have learned already and they thought you couldn't perform your job duties? Because that is literally the only explanation that makes sense to me.
RichardPencil 32
You probably exceeded his definition of “possible.” Also, asking the same question repeatedly signifies that you’re dense, and it’s a lie that “there’s no such thing as a dumb question.”
Lobby_Bee 18
There are two type of questions, one is intelligent and the other is not. I'm guessing you were asking a lot of the latter.
tonyfan00 38
I think asking questions like "Do we have any sort of security systems?" and "What's the combination to the safe?" was probably a bad idea...
Danishduckling 20
Hey,it could be worse! Atleast you weren't assassinated for asking too many questions!