Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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Top comments
brit8741 0
Time for new friends...
nerdwithagun 0
Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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Comments (122)
canadiangleek 0
if they were being serious, your friends are douchebags :P
tencentsakiss 19
Beerholder?
brownboxes 0
I work at McDonalds and I dont take drugs.....
romanje 0
lol, you need new friends. you seem sweet take that compliment and keep a smile on your face
My_Deathbed 0
YDI for looking like a gorilla and the only way someone could find you hot is when they're drunk. Shame on you! tsk tsk
MeganCello 8
#20, I live in Colorado. stfu.
Judus_beej 0
I would not get so worked up the guy does work at mcdonalds and sees over weight middle ages single women all day. your just a rose among thorns.
colombiancartel 0
ha-ha!
ElectricGhost_fml 5
awww that's nice what the guy said but not ur friends
ImFreeFalling 0
If your friends were kidding, then don't worry, friends put each other down all the time. If they weren't, then ditch them because they're just mean. Either way FYL.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*eyeroll* The "They're just jealous!" comments drive me nuts. It's such a self-deluded cop-out, used to save the speaker from coming up with a better argument or taking a look at the situation from a different perspective. Hey, guess what, OP? Maybe your friends gave you a hard time because by relating the story, you not only seemed to be fishing for more shallow compliments and overblown reassurance, you also betrayed such an embarrassing lack of self-confidence that a four-word comment from a McDrone becomes noteworthy enough to pass onto your friends, thereby making yourself and your appearance the subject of an entire table's mealtime conversation. Did you really expect them to consider it a heartwarming epiphany of your inherent worth as a person? Or is it more likely that you, in their place, would also see it as a form of compliment masturbation and feel awkward enough to respond indelicately?
doomsauced 0
Thanks for the insight Doctor Phil.