Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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Top comments
brit8741 0
Time for new friends...
nerdwithagun 0
Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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Comments (122)
mintcar 10
Your friends were only kidding. At least, I hope. Anyways, don't be bothered by their comment.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah I agree, some people kid like that. Me and my friends make fun of each other sometimes.
uroborous 0
you need new friends
adorkable_spazz 0
Damn. You need new, less bitchy friends. /:
AwesomeTastic4 0
wow you got some crappy friends hahahah
truehitman2010 0
if I know mcdonalds he was probaly high
evelynrose 0
if I know Colorado, he was probably high.
MissErikaHart 0
I'd like to meet both mcdonalds and colorado. they sound fun.
agamid 1
make friends with mcdonalds guy and ditch your current 'friends'
habeeboburky94 0
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, OP. It's impossible for everyone to think you're pretty, just like it is impossible for everyone to think you're ugly. That being said, I'm almost 100% sure your friends were kidding. :D
colombiancartel 0
agreed.
iheartglasses 0
Friends are always there for you...to ruin special moments that make you happy. I would LOVE to get a compliment like that from a total stranger! But my kid gets all the compliments. Poo :( haha
Nico1929 5
Yay, you're an average looking chick that no one likes and you have a kid, want a cookie? Big deal, why not go cry about somewhere else
DocBastard 40
Wow nico, way to show the world that you're a total prick. Nicely done.
Nico1929 5
Hey, its not as impressive as making yourself seem like an attention need freak with a few sentences on an FML comment. Let's give it up to the girl who seems desperate even on the Internet
sweetdreams20 0
shitty
mountneer 0
I don't know how female friends are, but I would expect nothing less from my guy friends than to get totally destroyed if I told them something like that.