Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
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Top comments
DoubleRainbows 1
16. you forgot the dating game.
OneLittleAdditio 9
why the whole night? you should've given up after half an hour if he didn't call. Go out and have fun with your friends!
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Comments (83)
DoubleRainbows 1
16. you forgot the dating game.
lakaiskate 12
Fun night huh? :)
notsocrazee 0
I've played over 1200 games of solitare. won over 100. and log in 3 hours every night for over two years. you ma'am are a noon at it.
notsocrazee 0
noob* stupid auto correct
Bano360 25
Lost the game.
humorizer 14
Technically two, since you're still winning in the real life game of solitaire. Assuming you're still single, that is. :P
rockindyl22 0
43 is a clever little dude!
a_nutritionist 10
youve only won just over 100 of your 1200 games? you only win about 1 in every 12? naw. you suck :)
zuzupetalsYO 11
it took you all night to play 15 games? hahaha wow
OneLittleAdditio 9
why the whole night? you should've given up after half an hour if he didn't call. Go out and have fun with your friends!
yajamannin 0
exactly!
logen0909 0
fing solitaire
liy223 6
if he made you wait he's not worth the one game of solitaire, let alone 15.
22cute 17
agreed!!! The reason you feel bad is that you continue to date guys who stand you up. Don't tolerate people who mistreat you.
a_nutritionist 10
@4 ive made people wait an hour for me if something comes up. so what? shit happens. deal with it. @20 why are you talking like you know this person intimately?
Mattsta123 5
maybe your date can help you win more
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
OP, instead of staying home playing games in Solitare-y confinement like an Old Maid, you should FreeCell-f (close enough) out of your room and play Golf with BlackJack (racism not intended), or have a Klondike bar with your Crazy 8 friends. You might have a chance to Poker winning some Hearts.
BobsUrAunty 2
nice xD
yajamannin 0
lmfao rofl
Phil135 4
Well said, good sir.
KennKenn 0
I never liked Solitare. I was more of a Mine Sweeper guy.
sourgirl101 29
Mine sweeper all the way. I mastered that game! (:
a_nutritionist 10
dont limit yourself to one game! you need to master them all, solitaire, minesweeper, freecell, hearts, spades, spider solitaire, pinball, reversi...but none of that backgammon or checkers shit. thats for people with no lives.
RyanMacVey 17
hey atleast you won something... i play solitaire on my laptop all the time and usually win 1 game out of about 200 .... so you got better odds than me
kut19 6
the computer cheats at those games.
PeachyJinx 7
How? Solitaire is easy :/ but back to the situation fyl for being stood up && ydi for failing at my fave game lol
chlorinegreen 27
how? because she has all these cards and no where to put them. that's how you lose. she's having a bad day. her losing streak probably isn't helping I'm sure. you've been there before I'm sure. we all have. no fun.
sourgirl101 29
Solitaire is easy to play not so easy to win. I always get delt shitty cards and just start over and over so I dont waste time on a bad hand.
a_nutritionist 10
you should win about 1 in every 3 though. its just about manipulating the position of the cards to make them work for you, not just dropping one card on after the other and expecting it to just work out for you. im very productive during exam time as you can tell...
a_nutritionist 10
oh...didnt think of vegas. strike the last comment, if you win 1 in 3 on vegas youve pretty much mastered the game :P
wancho11 0
just hit the m and It will help