Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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brit8741 0
Time for new friends...
nerdwithagun 0
Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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Comments (122)
itisme_fml 9
You know what? Just take in the good things in life, and forget the mean things people do or say. If you see it the other way, you could be submitting and entry on GMH that a random stranger complimented you, totally out of the blue, by saying you looked good when all your friends made fun of you. There surely must be something pretty about you that he saw and your friends missed. Everyone is pretty - in their own special way.
tranta7 0
F*** your friends!
Delorean_Fanatic 0
Ok, seriously, get new friends that is just tactless and downright mean.
takestime 0
wheres the pic at aha
BuhxritNAYY 5
you should get new friends. there is always someone for everyone and everyone is pretty in their own way.
sassyangel24 0
awhh): I'm sorry sweetie, maybe it's time to ditch the bitches &find so new friends who aren't rude.
DeadxManxWalking 27
well you are pretty. at least to him
jcdiva7 0
Time to dump those bitchy-ass so-called friends. You deserve better.
m0nicaa055 0
um..i guess its time for new friends?...
PopRocks14 0
maybe her friends are jealous of OP's beauty(: