Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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brit8741 0
Time for new friends...
nerdwithagun 0
Ditch your friends; flirt with the guy who thinks you're pretty!
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Comments (122)
Tsu_fml 0
Your friends are really mean.
psychodude8 4
who would just randomly say that?
thedeepthinker 0
no no, you misunderstand, its just that no one normally says that unless they're drunk, take the compliment, he went out of his way to give it to you he must've seen something in you that was hot.
icy37 10
alcohol only takes a way inhibition, the think that keeps people from saying random things. Doesn't mean he didn't think that.
JERZBornNRaised 7
yea your right ^ when a person is drunk they say exactly what they really think, when your hammered you say exactly what you wanna say to who you wanna say, so basically he thought you were pretty, if he was drunk and said it, he wouldnt have said it sober, cuz alcohol does make you more flirty haha
jessicaaababy 8
awe you're friends are so mean! i bet you're gorgeous! :]
OldMrFranklin 0
haha fatties
Ilikegirlswithbi 0
he was just trying to get you, to buy more mcdonalds
julie3841 11
Wow, they must be douches. Nevermind them :D
knownunknown101 0
they were probably jealous
daaron 3
lol get new friends haha I'm sorry fmy and mines too