Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
chocogatto12 3
you obviously must ask questions like that a lot. Tell him you're feeling down, not that you want to know why he loves you. That just sounds emo, pathetic, and like you're questioning your relationship with him.
cool_kid_cone 0
If I kept getting txts from my girlfriend asking me, yet again, to explain why I love her, I'd get a bit annoyed. It costs to send messages you know...:P
sarumanthewhite 0
at least you have a boyfriend.. sometimes girls need to realise the fact most guys do not like all this bullshit, and tolerate it at best. it's ******* irritating.
HBubble 3
Get a new boyfriend
marina1996 5
get a new perspective. what if this is a daily occurance of her asking him for assurance on why theyre together
invisibledamage 2
YDI. Just tell him you're feeling down.
kaitlynadele 0
Yeah, it was kind of ridiculous for you to ask him that question, especially via text. However, he didn't have to be such an ass. I think he was too big of an ass to be forgiven. Get rid of him.
gelatinskeleton 0
You deserve it. Fishing for compliments gets you nowhere.
mad_molly 0
Ew, girls always ask such stupid romantic crap things.
Creamysweeps 5
Judging from your Dp pic, your a girl too you know.
that_band_nerd 22
I think she would know judging by the fact that most girls have vaginas and bleed from them at least once in their lives.
psychodork 0
Guys can be dicks. All the guys I've dated responded the same way whenever I was down I needed to feel loved....except the one who turned out to be gay.
wraith_fml 0
YDI. If your first instinct when you've upset is to shove all of your insecurities onto your boyfriend then you're a terrible girlfriend. Get over your insecurities and stop using your boyfriend as your source of self esteem.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
I was about to send a nice reply to #23 but I see you cleared things up wonderfully saving me a lot of explanation about relationships. thank you.
Dimercurio 1
This. it's so irritating to be put on the spot by girlfriends who do shit like this.