Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
ringles 0
Though you shouldn't be fishing for compliments in the first place, your bf's response was unnecessarily rude and disrespectful. If he truly cared for you he wouldn't have responded that way. Try to look within yourself for strength and happiness (and leave his ass!!!)
isimplyloveyooh 0
my boyfriend says the EXACT same thing to me and we've been dating on and off for almost 3 years
JADEstokesxo 0
i hope you broke up with himm! jeeeeez.
crumsnatcha 4
Sounds like he should get himself a new girlfriend- not the other way around.
Ashleigh_85 0
I am a chick and even that would bug me, you deserved it, next time try and make your self feel better and don't rely on others to do it for you.
eviscerated 0
Everyone who thinks he's a bad boyfriend is just trying to sound like a ******* psychiatrist. EVERY girl has asked this question one or more times to a boyfriend. If you need to ask a question as to why he loves you more than once, you need to stop being such a whiny brat and get out of your highschool mentality. It's ******* pathetic. Girls are so ******* helpless. My girlfriend of 4 years has asked me that before and yeah I don't like answering it because she KNOWS why I love her. I shouldn't have to "rekindle" our relationship by saying what I've told her before. He's right to be so mad at her or annoyed by it. I would be too, any guy would be. She should stop being a ******* shitty girlfriend and being "down" for no ******* reason. YDI completely.
redundancy 0
let me guess: you're single, aren't you? proclaiming "every girl" does this shows that you've only dated one type of girl. and that's probably because the only girl who would date a jerk like you is insecure.
redundancy 0
wait--what?! girlfriend of 4 years? poor girl. maybe I should have read the whole post instead of quickly scanning through that stupid rant.
newguy90 0
how can ppl call this guy an asshole? I would get annoyed too if I had to deal with random stuff like that. If u just told him that u felt a bit down and needed his help to cheer u up i'm sure he wouldnt just send a message, he would probably show up and be there for u, so dont bitch about this, instead make an fml about why u were feeling sad ;)
dearViena 0
#10 stfu! he's an ass. dump him.
purple5 0
If you went straight out in the text to say "Tell me why you love me" I can understand why he'd be annoyed, and I agree with the people saying it sounds like you ask him stuff like that quite a lot. Which would get a bit annoying. I mean, if you keep asking him to tell you why he loves you, it shows you're insecure and maybe don't feel like he means it. If you're together, then you should already KNOW why he loves you. If you're down...you need to find something else to cheer you up other than asking your boyfriend to tell you why he loves you. You can't go running to him everytime you get down otherwise he will tire of it eventually. Yes, he'll be there when you need him but you can't keep relying on him all the time, it's not fair.
eviscerated 0
Every girl in here who says "dump him" thinks they can date any guy they want and are completely full of themselves. Maybe she doesn't resort to "dumping" every boyfriend she has when he responds to HER PATHETIC QUESTION in a "rude and hurtful" way. She needs to suck it up and explain to him WHY she feels down, not just throw out random self-esteem boosting questions that will make her feel better for about 3 days then it's back to the same old shit. She probably just got her period and her wittle tummy hurts so badsies! AWWWWWW SO SADDDDD! All the girls here are absent-minded dumbshits who will never understand why guys are assholes to them. IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL STUPID AND SELF-CENTERED