Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks now since I started dating a boy. A whole fairy tale relationship. He would write me poems and all that garbage. Today, we sat by a bonfire, and he randomly mentioned his three other girlfriends, and how I should accept them due to his family traditionally having cheating husbands. FML
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LiveLaughFML 10
#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."
agaba 0
Time to dump his ass
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Comments (85)
royalblue22 0
l plmi
royalblue22 0
l plmi
allie5699 5
i know what you mean.. me and my boyfriend have a relationship over text :/
nguyenner 6
that's what Facebook does . :L Get used to it . xD (:
xrainbowshadowx 17
Arrange a face to face rendezvous, if that doesn't work...two words: couples therapy. Good luck
Fruitmonster2 15
GET THE **** OVER IT.
Mommabear411 0
Me & mine have barely spoken in a week. I'd be thrilled if he declared his love to me on fb!! But I also know our not speaking is just a phase....
HomeAl0ne 20
Sounds like you two may be running incompatible versions of Real Life (TM). He's probably on 1.40, with the Mistress app installed, while I'm guessing you are clinging to 1.16, (the one with the "Princess" user interface).
KellyIsTheBest32 12
Try talking to him...?
kookookatchu 0
Bastard