Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
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CanadianNarwhal 13
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I'm sorry, but your husband has no life.
thatpreppyguy 0
My father is a heart surgeon, I asked and he said he's never dealt with anything like that lol
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
Damn_Hippster 11
He was just looking out for his guild members... God
bubble25_fml 5
Apparently he did have a life then, go figure.
thriceforme 3
Apparently, he's got a life somewhere. Unfortunately, it's not in reality, lol.
hockey199813 5
I agree
ahti546 11
23 i thumbed down your comment becuz ur picture makes me want to punch someone
LiveLaughFML 10
i hope you delivered his message. the World of Warcraft is in your hands now. dont screw up. :|
enonymous 9
I'm surprised this guy didn't ask for a soulstone. Someone to save his battle Rez for him... You know what I'm saving my innervate for him.
burninnapalm 5
Technically it is a will, he gave you in writing what he wants done with his possession and money if he kicks the bucket. Too bad for you it's all in wow.
FlexT 1
Obviously he has a life, he's married.
wastedcandy 3
Hey, his cyber life is very important to him
7mood75 7
I hated the game but said what the hell and tried it. Now I hate it more.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Bubbles.....Your pic is going to give me nightmares for a week o.o
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Hey look on the bright side OP, at least it wasn't Minecraft. >:P
auriane_fml 19
why do you guys assume that he has no life just because he plays world of warcraft. Its just a hobby. playing a game is the same as surfing, reading etc. It's a hobby. I bet you guys don't call others no lifers if they surf or read all day.
Yoyolol_fml 3
Maybe he feels the need to submerge himself in video games because he owns a nagging wife.
StoryOfTheYear 15
But... How do we kill something... With no life?
xoconnie 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faaaiiillll.
aubsx3 0
Owns 113? Really?
Neorecon19 18
48, probably a mine right?
Yoyolol_fml 3
Yes, 131, owns. Like the golden days.
airjordan6_fml 1
Same haha
elite_stoner 0
maybe if you would have made better sandwiches there would be something for you, now get back to the kitchen
Fx13mz 7
107- There is a difference between doing something as a hobby and taking something too far, like this guy.
LOLbomb 1
Leeeeeeerooooooooy Jenkinnnnnnnns!
poppylamonzo 0
"I'm sorry but, your husband has no life" Says the guy whose profile pic is a narwal with a lightsaber horn?
tjv3 10
that's a will for the virtual world lol
Misoranomegami 16
Precisely. How would it not be a will? When my grandmother died she left everything to her husband except a list of which of her art supplies when to which friends. She was a potter and knew better than he would who could appreciate and use what without it going to waste.
15bradley15 0
AWESOME!!!
ugotpwnednoob 0
it is not the same you are active when you surf or play sports. your not active when ur jacking off playing WOW all day.
zachherbert 10
And 96, your photo will bring me memories for a lifetime.
sara122010 4
hahahahahahahaha this was so funny when I saw it!
SirObvious 1
Well what the hell is the point of having gold on a soon to be unsubscribed toon? At least he has his priorities straight....
Beebow_fml 5
179- StarCraft and World of Warcraft players in the pros can pull upwards of 120 or 70 actions per minute respectively. Most football players stand on the sidelines and are lucky to be played unless they're famously allstars.
ukrage 1
That's how every gaming addicts anon introduction starts
sxe_beast 11
IDK I have friends who play WoW, but they have lives. Casual gaming FTW.
WeemanIsBack 3
That is one dedicated guild leader.
XxHoPPoxX 8
pull the plug
Grayscale 9
#107 He has no life because instead of writing his will to his wife, instead he wrote about WoW, not because he plays it. If anybody wrote their will to their surfboards, books, I'd call that as no life too.
dudeman1212 22
Wow. Oh WoW. Sorry
alec81484 3
107 - because any responsible husband would get his affairs in order, like a will and life insurance, not fake will for WOW.
hellryu 20
Tell me exactly how you know he hasn't done a will for everyone else already. Oh, that's right! You don't.
DeLpHe3zY 7
haha thats rich :p
hockey199813 5
Just like me. :o
olpally 33
Her husband is a loser is more like it.... Jeez... Lol
popcynical 4
Seems pretty similar to a will to me.
cyanne_fml 7
Oh wow. Now you know how much your Important to him.
LunaaBluee 27
97 : So... You've never played a certain video game which you absolutely loved ?
firebug5691 0
i kinda feel bad for you, but on the other habd you knew about it when you married him
kaykay10xo 0
its her fault for letting him play the damn game...
Overseer211 1
no it's not because once you start there is no going back.
False_Stupidity 42
Unless they have been married longer than WoW has been around... It does happen
kajancutie 1
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My ex-husband played that game..hate that game with a passion!!
thir13enthour 0
I'm assuming that's why he's your ex...
dyble95 0
Ya my ex played lots of tennis and baseball and I just can't stand those spots. Oh and how she liked to give to charity. I just cant stand mother ******* charity's anymore. Don't forget about her favorite foods. I mean I just hate those types of food with a passion.
pepsitwist30 0
I understand where she's coming from. My ex also played that game and it just ruins relationships. I hate the game for the same reason.
ProhibitionRose 14
That game doesn't ruin relationships. Blaming a game is just stupid. My husband plays and I'm fine with it. We have a healthy relationship. If your ex let that game come first or between you two, you should blame him.
RainbowHeadache 2
My boyfriend plays League of Legends for hours on end. (similar to WOW) Our relationship is flourishing. He even got me into playing too. Don't blame a game for your/his short comings.
baden18830 5
yeah games don't ruin relationships. I play wow and league of legends. I also have 2 Jobs and a loving fiancé who I spend tins of time with.
rapunzel3416 28
Haha my bf plays that too and he also got me into it.
iSpasticFantasti 14
Me and my boyfriend have been together for a year and a half and we MET on Warcraft. Definetely killed the "only fat 30 year old men play that game" stereotype for us. :P
csull356 3
It's funny because all of your ex guy friends probably liked wow more than you and you be jelly, and start raging.
redgun 1
I played that game, and I hate it with a passion!
angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
Neverafter 14
damn right! especially guildies ;D
minisquid 9
No. You must take up your husbands account. LIVE THE GAME.
FUUUandyourmom 16
Um. Wow.
Cynical_in_SK 6
Lol
tucker5005 1
you mean WoW.
TheSimpsonator 0
Literally
Merylwen 24
What's wrong with that? I would do the same. Some items are so hard to get it would be a complete waste not to pass them to guild members.
LuHGiiiT 11
I found Alan! =D
marpay 11
Agreed if I die I want my friends to benefit in game just like my family will with my life insurance and other worldly possessions.
xGolBLiiN 1
i play the game and i have like the hardest thing to get but i honestly don't care were it goes lololol FYL OP
rooneyroo 0
What do you consider the "hardest thing to get"?
Airick_TheGreat 2
Wow he's a loser!
jayzus123 0
Its because you are a gamer that you are automatically a looser...
tahvoh 3
lmao, What a Thug!
amit93 4
That really sucks. Ur husband needs a life
jayzus123 0
I know some thugs playing world of warcraft...
FORCE_A_NATURE 3
No no, you're thinking of rogues.