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Mr It's complicated

toto13660 29 June 2016, 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff 🌶️ Spicy

Sexy time

Today, I woke up to my balls being sucked on. Unfortunately, it was by a mosquito. I hate the summer. FML

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