Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for one day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Welshite 40
I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.
maz95 17
That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (94)
ulquiorra102 10
Been there, done that. I wouldn't wish that pain upon my worst enemy, sorry OP!
Snowlight_fml 7
I'm sorry, why did you agree again?
olpally 33
What a douche. Just say he has a small penis. That should do the trick. Douche nozzle.
chelsearenaeee 16
You got thumbed down for your 'douche nozzle' comment.
olpally 33
I like you too.
chelsearenaeee 16
Damn. I was a Bitch this morning. Haha seriously though, my apologies
olpally 33
I forgive you. :)
showgirl10 3
Tell him that's the lamest idea for a prank. And add that you changed your mind because you don't want anyone to think less of you. burn.
laden_swallow09 35
You seem to have missed a word in the FML.
showgirl10 3
Which one?
DJrEddyLeb 7
I moderated this post!!^.^ Awesomeness
GetPuckedUp 3
dont degrade yourself like that, OP. he's a dick.
nix1993 41
Wait 'till he's told everyone, make sure they believe him, then dump him spectacularly and publicly for something believably embarrassing. Then when he tells everyone you two dating was a prank, claim he's lying.
jackaced 7
Live it up! Make him kiss ya :D
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well looks like your crush is a waste of time
oNisao 21
Why you agree!? Learn to say no even for people u like or they'll take advantage of u.