Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for one day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
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Welshite 40
I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.
maz95 17
That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!
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Comments (94)
aimeecuria 9
You poor thing! Just get in his pants and hopefuly he likes it ;)
YourVoiceofReasn 6
Hidden feelings, maybe? Perhaps he wants to actually be with you, but is just to shy to admit it. Ask him if he wants to do anything else when this is over, see where things go from there. I may be wathing too many romantic movies lately, but, I digress. Talk to him.
MermaidAnnariea 10
or OP could be a guy, and his crush could be straight, which is why it might freak everyone out. (i'm on my ipod, and it doesn't say whether OP is male or female, so i apologize if it does and i just don't see it)
lukeyhoward79236 17
You never know, he might have taken a secret liking to you and wanted to get to know you better before he said anything?:)
razzledazzle21 23
Maybe this was just his way of really asking you out and he just wants to see how his friends react? Maybe not but it is a possibility.
tbenson0628 14
Try reverse psych and say you wouldnt want to be caught dating him either. Then, he'll be perplexed and probably take dating you more seriously knowing not every girl wants him. i dont know. its worth a dhot right?
Anonymous_17221 11
Awe I'm sorry
baref00tmama 15
Your own damn fault, OP. Why on earth did you agree to such idiocy?
sagegoodenough 4
guys did this to me all through school because i never had a boyfriend. i can sympathize (but i also never agreed, i found out way before hand that it was a prank)
cyberomega 4
Then don't develop crushes on arseholes. Fairly simple really. I bet there's at least one really nice guy you know that's you're completely ignoring for no good reason.