Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for one day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML
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Welshite 40
I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.
maz95 17
That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!
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Comments (94)
thew_fml 14
have more respect for yourself. when you do you won't have to worry about unrequited crushes, as the real thing will magically appear
ballpython 15
OP, you really need to get over this person. They clearly have no interest in you. Stop wasting your efforts on this person and find the one who is worth your time.
worldclassrager 41
It was a prank...sorry but YDI...
trippymane 6
1 day in heaven right? Lol
arsenicalhumor 30
I can see that being a bit difficult to do if they've been close friends for years..
iBlamethetruth 9
Maybe he was doing it because he also likes you and wants to spend more time with you?
chuckcloninger 12
I'm sorry but that is the most pathetic lack of self respect story I have heard of in some time. How is anyone going to like you or think you are a worthwhile person if you agree to be the butt of a humiliating joke. It couldn't have felt that good to have him as your "pretend" boyfriend for one day could it?
journeytotheend 16
Did he get lucky
americuzz 8
if it helps that's how my boyfriend and I started dating.
TheShadyMilkman 15
I would tell every girl this guy is interested in that he is horrible in bed and that he has bad hygiene or something... What a douche nozzle...