Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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maalicious 0
ydi for not taking a shower all these daya
Just_Me_143 0
Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.
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Comments (107)
SexiLade22 0
Wow... you've got a winner there!!!
tgabriel12 0
ydi for being dirty? and ydi for not just telling him to get in there with you? guys can be stupid sometimes and not relise what you women really want..
obscenememe 0
Oh, we're stupid for not all being crazed sex-maniacs, eh?
lalala2012 2
no your stupid for not realizing that sometimes women want sex and if women have to put out for guys then you should reciprocate
xXLenaXx 0
lalala2012, yeah I mean women NEVER shoot men down when they want sex, that would just be a stereot- oh wait. :O If the guy doesn't want sex, he doesn't want sex. Get over it. If a guy forced a woman to do it when she doesn't want to, the woman would kick him in the nuts and call him an asshole. I think pressurised men should have the same right. :P
supernice 0
you know Lena, you are one of the most sensable people here.
lalala2012 2
xXlenaXx I never said she should have pressured him - read it again. I am just saying that the next time he wants sex he shouldn't complain if she doesn't comply
ernodea 0
lala you're a retard he never denied her request to have sex. she just assumed he wanted to without asking...
tigercoon 12
aww, disappointing. I'd feel pretty indignant if that was me lol FYL
meneedlove 0
I dont know why but imaging the situation made me laugh.
Anthrophobia 2
Same here! OP should have taken the hint after 5 minutes passed by.
bigmoney12 3
haha that's hilarious
hnz 13
why didn't you realize your own body odour? I guess you are smelly by nature that you can't tell smelly from your own body.
bigmoney12 3
YEA!!!!! SPAIN WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adolf_bonaparte 0
Looks like you two were on a different page. In a completely unrelated note, this is the first FML I've seen in a while that isn't just a big competition to see who all can reply to the first person the fastest. I'm impressed hahaha. *watches everyone after this comment immediately reply to post number one"
boydee 0
rough lol
YellowCatch 0
#7 gay men would