Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
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Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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maalicious 0
ydi for not taking a shower all these daya
Just_Me_143 0
Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.
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Comments (107)
kel_pie 1
maybe the poor guy could not stand the smell of Sally rotten crotch wet... hope you had the vent on.... wash your dirty butt every day....
perdix 31
I wonder why he wants you to shower just before he leaves. Your smelly cloud of noxious gases emanating from your armpits, ass, feet and vag would have preserved your honor during his absence better than any chastity belt. He should be more concerned that you clean that shit up before he gets back.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI, Stinky McNasty.
ahugit 0
well, at least there's honesty in your relationship...
sallen0046 4
Perhaps you required a shower. Maybe he even thought he was being nice by letting you go first and not using up all the hot water. Maybe your perfume, body spray, or lotion stinks to high heaven and you're unaware. Yeah, FYL for having a boyfriend who doesn't want you to stink.
5t3ff1k4h 45
YDI for being unclean.
jasper456 0
that sucks but maybe u just smelled bad or had dirt on u so he didn't want to do it with a dirty smelly person
tbonea1990 0
I haste when pple r unkept
Shover 0
You seriously have to be reminded to shower ? Clearly you should start making this a daily routine. Pretty tough to ignore a girl that always smells good : )
JokeMeister 0
Your hygiene must be atrocious if a DUDE tells you to wash your stankin' ASS.
Malfegora 0
^^ that made me laugh