Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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maalicious 0
ydi for not taking a shower all these daya
Just_Me_143 0
Well you should shower often enough that nobody will feel the need to ask you to take one.
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Comments (107)
xmorganx 0
that's ****** nasty. start bathing.
joeinthedark 18
Stinky, Stinky, Stinky!
ryalho 0
maybe you shouldn't have locked the door...
joemudda 0
well u shoulda took a shower then f'd
JBmm 0
say shower one more time,OP.
vogysgirl 0
um, DUH. Even I knew he wasn't gonna join you. Are you blonde, douche?
sincityxD 0
lmaoo
danz123 7
So you're actually angry that you found a guy who doesn't always want sex? Guys ARE allowed to turn it down you know, we have that right just like women do.
me_sanchez 0
hahahaha
byron7109 6
he's gay