Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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ididntdoitiswear 14
Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.
WitEluded 13
As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...
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Comments (62)
I_Like_Dogs 28
I would say that you should set your mouth on fire, but I'm guessing you already did.
americanafrican 32
walk with your mouth closed?
Colon_Man 17
Now, did you gain the power of a spider, or did the spider gain the power of a human?
christopherwilli 14
Why was your mouth open?
Spudnik 21
Well you kinda need your mouth open to be able to scream...
Omniprism 15
He was just as scared as you.
Kingsz 7
Most spiders wouldn't even go near a persons mouth let alone use it as a hiding spot.
ARetardedSeal 24
I once had a woodlouse spider crawling on my hand. But I was wearing work gloves
twaring11 11
Don't suppose this was on a newspaper round was it ? happens to me all the time -.-
makeupmymind 14
Spiders actually try to avoid human mouths as much as possible. The deep vibrations from breath and talking scare them, along with the warmth of breathing.
ZoePapillon 16
Omg this happened to me last night, luckily no spider though. So icky x_x