kibblegirl
Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Yummy
Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML
ChelseaRae
United States
Hangry
Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
Anja
United States
Rushed off my feet
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
Andrew Williams
Tasty!
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
doglover
United States
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
Watchingmyfigure
Gainesville, United States
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
fuckendog
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Virginia, Australia
The trap
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
FishFlingingMonkey
Saint John, Canada
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
life101
PMS FTW
Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML
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EmDizzle2007 28
some of it looks like really rich beef stew, so this is fair.
RichardPencil 32
We have a Purina plant here and if you come by when they’re cooking the dog food, your mouth-watering reflex will go away.
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EmDizzle2007 28
some of it looks like really rich beef stew, so this is fair.
bloopaloop 27
For the dog?
RichardPencil 32
We have a Purina plant here and if you come by when they’re cooking the dog food, your mouth-watering reflex will go away.
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
been there
Weslea Sanchez 12
You sure you aren't part werewolf.
Sonotsuave 37
I don’t understand these easily solvable FMLS lol. I get that, some of those commercials do look like appetizing people food. But your solution literally is just to go EAT