Stellarum
Mexico, Mexico
Tasty snack ideas
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
eayers2689
United States
Smooth
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Bailey
Canada
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
cuppycakeslove
United States
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
ManchotDesAndes
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bezons, France
Tasty treat
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
FoodyFood
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Pimpleeater
New Zealand
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
Anonymous
Cordova, United States
Skincare routine
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Specially for dad
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Top comments
hacksaw246 24
Well when life gives you lemons..
olpally 33
Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.
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emilycb93 12
Excuse me while I go vomit uncontrollably.
JBChristian 47
You're excused.
JoshuahColins 19
That's when you killed her with fire, right?
Ichiya 29
I prefer orange juice or ketchup.
ItsAnanya 25
Guacamole pls.
Ichiya 29
Good idea you could hide them in the guacamole and claim they are tomato chunks.
lord_meloetta 20
Wouldn't you rather have men with your scabs, making a reference to your profile.
Ichiya 29
scabs are so Men!!!
klenorris 15
10/10 to that kid!
Vickeh 15
Ew. gross asf. Tell her to stahp
tony1891 22
first Someone needs to teach you to spell check
lmbachman 23
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
huzino94 7
almost anything will be good with lemon juice.
blazerman_fml 17
I feel weird saying this now.But I used to eat my scabs when I was a kid..not with lemon juice though..Nevertheless I will never do it again.But hey at least I wasn't the only one and I feel better about it now.
JAR_2012 5
props to you for honesty, :)
Vitally 6
That's completely disgusting, I can't even imagine putting it in my mouth, never mind tasting it and enjoying it. I bet it completely ruins the taste of the scabs too, man I hate lemon juice.
dragonkisses28 25
Maybe you're doing it wrong #27. You should try mixing the lemon juice with boogers. It helps balance the taste. Boogers and lemon are much better than scabs and lemon.
vikky538 29
oh jesus...children these days
tournamentdecide 33
It is a common thing for children to do.