Stellarum
Mexico, Mexico
Tasty snack ideas
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
eayers2689
United States
Smooth
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Bailey
Canada
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
cuppycakeslove
United States
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
ManchotDesAndes
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bezons, France
Tasty treat
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
FoodyFood
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Pimpleeater
New Zealand
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
Anonymous
Cordova, United States
Skincare routine
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Specially for dad
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Top comments
hacksaw246 24
Well when life gives you lemons..
olpally 33
Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.
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XBurytheCastleX 25
Does she play guitar? No? Then where the hell are all of these scabs coming from?
PokeZilla 9
I'm really wondering what compelled her to come up with the idea to try that. That's truly vomit-inducing.
bnapier 18
Well, I guess I learn something new everyday after all. Lemons and scabs... It's whats for dinner!
jadeystram 3
There was a girl in my class at high school (We were 16) and she used to pick the scabs off her legs and eat them during class. She also used to pick her scalp as well...actually anything she could pick and eat off her body she did. It was quite repulsive and I'd had a conversation with her before when I met her and she was a relatively intelligent girl so she wasn't mentally disabled or anything I guess she just had an issue with that particular thing.
Rababco 29
She might have had OCD or other anxiety disorder. Skin-picking is considered an OCD-like behavior. I have no idea why she ate them though.
wellshht 1
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miss_amphetamine 24
eew wtf lol
Llama_Face89 34
It's rare that FMLs make me gag...this one did... Must have been ten times worse hearing that firsthand.
Yuuuuuuuutttt 8
ydi for living in Mexico
otumboo 10
when in rome
haley_alena 13
Why was she telling you this