Stellarum
Mexico, Mexico
Tasty snack ideas
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
eayers2689
United States
Smooth
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Bailey
Canada
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
cuppycakeslove
United States
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
ManchotDesAndes
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Bezons, France
Tasty treat
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
FoodyFood
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Pimpleeater
New Zealand
Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML
beya
Canada
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML
Anonymous
Cordova, United States
Skincare routine
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Specially for dad
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Top comments
hacksaw246 24
Well when life gives you lemons..
olpally 33
Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.
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Comments (98)
MAD01502 20
That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard!!!!
Saub 19
uguguggugug
swaggyswagswag 17
Gotta love little kids....
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
How little cause that's messed up haha
derpina72 23
I'm just trying to understand how anyone could vote this as OPs fault....
worldclassrager 41
I have known people to pick at their scabs and eat them but with a condiment that's a new one
headofmedusa 15
I cringed. I'm still cringing.
Dumbledora 9
I have to wonder how this all started....How on earth did she get such a strange idea into her head, you know? I'm curious, but not curious enough to actually try it.
ChrisPo1992 7
Well I just nearly threw up..
Ben009 13
wtf?