Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
virginat16
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
LEAVE ME ALONE
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
long day
Bay City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Somessedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML
kitkat545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Revealing
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Anonymous
Brighton, Australia
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy talk
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Ryan
Quesnel, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Listen up
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
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bhangu023 0
Pervert
L_Lovegood 19
This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^
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Freeze_fml 17
Some like to play innocent.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Some also like to play men.
justanotherhuman 21
Some like to play none; or all three. Hi.
Dabigchamp 0
You should probably stop talking about your necrophilia fantasies.... Just sayin
vampire1618 5
This is ironic because last night my friend joked he wished everyone was dead but him for the peace and quiet, then I joked that he would have a lot of sexual tension and he goes "well those corpses won't go to waste! Plus you can't get them pregnant ;)" I was like O.O wtf
WPQ14 15
Um. This is not irony. It's coincidence.
AshleyCole 0
Does it matter whether it was ironic or a coincidence? No so stop being such a nit-picky prick
StoryOfTheYear 15
How much herp could a herp-a-derp herp if a herp-a-derp could herp-derp.
lena6310 0
What kinda shit are you into that a phone sex operator would call you perverted
buddasrhino 0
I'd be interested in the answer to that question
midlojoe 2
What are u into that makes you ask that
Ricky23J 0
"baby im gunna rape you so good" "what? pervert." *click*
missaabbcc 3
That's when you know you REALLY have a problem. If someone who works for a phone sex company and gets a put into ahundreds of weird fantasies calls you a pervert, that's when you get help.
Ricky23J 0
lol @ op username
perdix 31
For $3.99 a minute, you can't expect some 400 lb. trailer trash in dirty muumuu to bring in Boston Pancakes, Cleveland Steamers, felching, blumpkins, mules, gerbils or your desire to have her kids watch. To address those needs, you have to call the $9.99 a minute exotic sex line manned by Burmese political prisoners. These folks are trained to deal with perverts like you, pervert!
StoryOfTheYear 15
I've been getting ripped off for years. Wtf...
ikickgingers 15
Kind of want to know who mans the 14.99 line?
j_cat187 20
After that, you pick up a hooker
cthulhu1138 1
When someone who deals with perverts on a daily basis thinks you're sufficiently more perverted than the people they usually deal with to see fit to comment on the matter, then you've got a problem.
ToThePoint 1
YDI for using a phone sex line. :). Go outside and have babies.
FMLollie 7
That makes it sound as if he should be perverted to his children rather then on a sex line : |
malignantmegan 3
Because he should be reproducing???