Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML
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IndigoKitty 3
You wanted to spit your gum at your ex-wife? YDI for being so immature
SomeonePosting 0
Immaturity aside, how do you forget your visor is down?
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Comments (100)
sum1two 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
superpokgai123 0
U should hav just pointed the finger at her
baseak95 1
Deserved it
YeahCourse 4
Hahahaha!
NOACCEPTANCE772 21
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!! Rude ass bikers. Did you expect sympathy or something?! YDI
suicidehacker21 8
I'd just rather throw a cig at her or acid js
zomgbies 17
YDI for being an immature yob
The_9th_Doctor 18
and the Darwin award goes to...
Solano2580 24
...well if you knew where she was you could have at least hit her! Goddamnit haven't your parents taught you to hit the ex wife when you're on that thing!?
burninsnow 23
Got yourself into a sticky situation eh?