Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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Merlin_44 0
Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!
mojo_jojo 0
Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.
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Comments (178)
Merlin_44 0
Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!
SarahPicc 3
ha.! it was her.
ttorigibson 2
yeah I doubt it was really the mum.
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Lol, good thing you didnt care about your pride ;)
SugarRush905 15
dats what I was about to say!!!
smelinapants 0
Maybe it was Emma, and didn't want to hurt you?
Philosophic 0
This Emma.. who is she?
iLuvFml5 0
I thought her name was Emily...
beanerkid 0
I had to ask this girl out on a dare her mom answered the phone and I did it anyway i got rejected by her mom and her later when her mom told her the story hahaha
rarr 0
Ass, you are pathetic.
EmUhLee 0
I'm wondering if that was really her mom or not. But anyway it goes, that's funny, 'cause my name's Emily and my friends sent that exact text to a guy a few weeks ago when he kept texting me asking me out.
nutella11_fml 2
My mom did that to a guy before too and my names Emily bahah
rukiafujioka 0
I'm sorry, that sucks! But it was probably not actually her mom, just her pretending.
mojo_jojo 0
Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.
mattmag 0
At least you acknowledge that you were being an idiot by asking a girl out over text. Maybe she'd say yes if you talked to her in person or at least called.
Jimboom 12
Damm right. Ask her to her face. The problem with Text's and e-mails is it is impossible to convey your body language and tone from them. Do it in person or not at all!
rrjr010 0
"Uh.. I REALLY like you A LOT. SO MUCH that I am sending you a text message!"
3reezee 0
faairly positive it was her. lying through text is easy as, so is asking out coward