LadyLou
Australia
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
grossedout
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML
sirengamer
United States
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Mmorgan771
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Kamburgler
United States
Won't get fooled again
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
sel2207
France
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
teef
Canada
Retainer blues
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
thanks..?
Take it while you can
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Gee... Thanks
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
kimosabe
United States
Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
amberdea404 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
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Comments (87)
giantsfan2010 23
I guess that means you have nice teeth?
MortenM 17
Ain't that the tooth
LilMissCanadian 22
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a good pun. Learn from #1.
Thatissarcastic 17
They don't call them pearly whites for nothing.
Waxwell 21
Nothing beats imitation pearls
bcalle 8
Maybe it's cause they were so "pearly" white!....get it?..
Tripartita 45
And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.
cutycat136 28
No, they'd make nice Christmas ornaments obviously.
okaydisarray 17
Eyeballs would make excellent earrings too. They'd really compliment the necklace.
krazy789 28
fml's comment section can get pretty scary. these are what nightmares and ogres are made of
Tripartita 45
Look, #72, if you have any nightmares, make yourself some warm milk in your human-skull-mug. After a few sips, relax as the sound of your bed's heartbeat lulls you to sleep.
Ichiya 29
I like sneaking up on people in crowds and whispering "I like your skin can I wear it?" Then you fade into the crowds and giggle as they freak out.
bwoolf96 21
I think that would make my day if someone told me that!
pjsr 33
I would NEVER smile at him again. This is so creepy.
Liyuesigs 8
How much is he offering?
Rkikkas9713 25
It kinda bugs me how people are assuming it's a guy.
Liyuesigs 8
How much is she offering? Better now?
SecundusSecunda 27
Most serial killers are men, therefore by probability we can infer that this is also a man
Rkikkas9713 25
Now that both have been included, yes. I appreciate your effort in satisfying me.
amberdea404 28
They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.
GigaPudding_fml 24
Ooh, so that's what the tooth fairy does with all the teeth!
Bgreen94 12
very strange way of complimenting a smile.
hardcorefan16 22
You better be careful then. Anyways that's a weird to say to someone.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Clearly your whites must be very pearly.