Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Top comments
Kellayy 0
Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy
ncochrum 0
Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet
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Comments (293)
eblymuffin 0
I don't even think it's that bad! I wish i had a picture of my first kiss :( How does everyone know that op is a guy?
ziqi92 0
someone sure got excited....the next thing u know, she'll do the same for the first time u have sex :p hmm...my first kiss is reminder of a dream long lost (it was at my prom), so i'm glad i dont have a pic of that :p
dandlyon 0
just correct her in person. be all "mom i dont appreciate you leaking my private life on the interwebz gawd!!! how rude. take them off please." and give her the eyeball glare. lolol. "C_C"
jaxsk 0
That's actually a kind of sweet story. You'll appreciate the memory when you're older.
LacrosseMike 0
i need proff post a link to the pics lol
mudkip_fml 0
why would you be mad at that? thats adorable.
Stephai 0
Take a pic of your parents having sex and post it on FaceBook captioning it as "The first time i've seen live ****"
123amanda123 14
lol
lukewarmocha 0
unfriend her..,or at least seriously black her.
fermata 0
This is so my mom, and actually it's kind of awesome (minus the taking pictures and putting them on Facebook part).
McLaughlane 0
Your mom is extremely inconsiderate. That is not cute, and it's not funny. God damn. I'd bitch her out if I were you.