Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Kellayy 0
Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy
ncochrum 0
Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet
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Comments (293)
MIssTillie 0
your mom's kind of a creep show, but a well-intentioned creep show. it could be so much worse. untag yourself. it's facebook.
lameo29 0
In a few years you'll be glad your mom took a picture of your first kiss.
PinkNmetal 0
At least she didn't freak out about you kissing her? :) It's not that bad.
fuck_love_fml 1
I'm sorry but this is kind of funny... not for you of course... I would strangle her :P But also it's kind of cute.... At least your mum is interested in your life and allows you to have your first kiss :)
calikola 0
That's totally something my mom would have done when I was a teenager. She's pissed because I won't friend on her Facebook, but she's incredibly nosy, just like your mom. I feel for you. Wait until your mom leaves her Facebook account open one day and just delete it all. That will teach her a lesson about privacy.
GiantBucket 0
Hahah. Awh. That's funny.
WomanMonster 0
I think that's adorable. It's probably embarrassing now but later in life I hope you laugh too.
zach329 0
lol dude that is terrible
Nacirema20 0
wow. i think i would kill my mom... lmao. jk. anyways, FYL. :-/
FuzzyWalnuts 0
I loathe parents that don't understand the meaning of personal boundries