Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Kellayy 0
Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy
ncochrum 0
Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet
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Comments (293)
DizzyDaydreams 1
My mom's totally like that. I was watching a horror movie with my friend, and one of the scenes was so scary that I literally screamed like a drag queen and jumped around like a chihuahua on drugs. My mom took a video and posted it on Facebook.
17dancer247365 0
my mom would do that. FML
fatman1117 0
hack her and disable her FB account
SXRacer9 0
atleast she didn't put a pic up of you losing your virginity
audreyy062 2
i know thats a messed up fml, but if my parents saw that, theyd probably hound the guy with questions. at least be glad ur mom is supportive
markiesharkie 0
Awwh
CharredFrogLegs 2
In all fairness, it was right there, for everyoen to see, on HER property.... And depending on his age I think its a sweet idea.... If he's like 13-18 pretty cute if you ask me... if he's in his 20's or older and the pic is captioned "my baby's first kiss" then YDI because either it IS the first kiss, or mom thinks he's a little slow on the "kissing a girl" train....
bntilley 2
if it makes you feel any better, my brother stuck his ass out the window right above me and farted as I got my first kiss, then you could hear my entire family laughing in the background.
PenisIand 2
lol
abb31897 0
I would have reported the pictures.
ckilla421 0
It's semi-normal to have your mother be excited for her "baby". However, Im hoping that you're a young teenager. If you're over the age of 14, that would be just a little creepy.