Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Top comments
Kellayy 0
Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy
ncochrum 0
Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet
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Comments (293)
Pahoyhoy 0
Some of these comments are just flat out stupid. First off loads of guys moms call them baby or weird little names. And second why would he get revenge on his
nodbor 11
then don't have sex at the house
caitoLo 0
parents with facebooks need to gtfo.
kpearsall 0
I agree with #232, but come on, your mom is just really proud of her son. Cut her some slack. I'm sure if you discuss it with her she'll take it off for you. I mean the pic. From Facebook. Not her clothes.
justanotherhuman 21
damn darlin', that's harsh. It'll be a quirky story down the road, but for now, harsh. Sorry.
wtflolomg 0
that *****!! that dirty rotten *****! beat some respect into your mother god damn it!!
oopsie_daisy8446 0
FYL.
Hockeylover87_71 0
wow fyl
Checkerz_54 0
LOL.omg poor u. that has gotta suk. FYL :P
Checkerz_54 0
omg plz think of a better revenge janefrom1979. i think if i walked in on my parents id died from mental scarring...