Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Kellayy 0
Wow that really just sucks XD that's a whole new definition of invasion of privacy
ncochrum 0
Your mom is either the coolest or least cool mom on the planet
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Comments (293)
RosarioRivera 0
oh my :O take themmm offff! :) Hack her FaceBook or somethinggg!
EffYoLife 14
thats funny, cute, and embarassing. is it wrong that I want to see the pictures? hahaha
Shmoopie4 0
Your mother is horrible...if she's your friend on FB, you need to de-friend her right away so she doesn't tag you in them. Wow. Why would someone do that? I swear, the Internet is turning everyone into morons.
jeanniner 0
haha i think thats funny. As long as your date didn't notice, who the hell cares?
HeyThereGorgeous 0
#16 you can still tag people even if they aren't your friend. I do it all the time. @OP : I'm sorry . You have my deepest sympathy
corbinbennett 0
It says you are a guy and you are saying it was really cute and you are saying your mom calls you her "Baby" so it sounds to me as if you are gay
WIDRR 0
Woh, just from the word choices and such, i thought it was a woman, your right, the OP fits the description of the traditionally thought of gay man.
Shhh104 0
How does his mom calling him "baby" make him gay? His mom is doing it, not him. Oh and, I didn't realize the word "cute" was stricken from a straight man's vocabulary. I'm going to have to inform my straight guy friends that use it. Which there are quite a few.
corbinbennett 0
You can call a girl cute or puppies or a baby cute, but being like It was really cute, seriously thats what makes you sound like a fag like this kid is, and what'd the mom/dad of the girl do drop them off and the girl was the man for the whole thing? this kid needs to grow a pair and stop using the word cute and kiss her
loverslanex3 0
I don't agree with the cute comment. My boyfriend, and a lot of my guy friends use the saying that something is cute. That defiantly does not make the person gay.
Cloudy_fml 0
He never specified what his sexual orientation is. He could very well be gay, straight, bi, or what-have-you. I don't see why that matters with regards to the fml.
ninjacapo 2
I thought it was a chick too but it really shouldnt matter should it? Im straight but if the op is gay then let him be so. It shouldnt matter right?
dollymyfolly 0
Lol, at least you have a rare picture of a first kiss.
meadowlark 0
That's actually pretty funny. Congrats on the first kiss.
cartering 0
So comment on how it was nowhere near your first kiss
landikra 0
I think it's cute actually.