Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
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Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
firelegend 17
What the hell is wrong with your mother in law
feven 32
Mother-in-laws causing trouble since the beginning of time
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Comments (132)
a1_z9 10
Wow your mother in law sounds like a bully, this reflects more badly on her than you.
Tannasgh 22
Ever heard of a lock?
bettyrulez 16
Wow she's a bitch sorry to hear that OP. On the bright side you learned a valuable lesson lock the door .
lifeisstrange84 8
As the son I would have demanded an apology on Facebook and for get to leave.
kikoma 32
You've got some horrible people around, sorry to hear.
fmlsams 27
Monster-in-Law, much? On the bright side, you can add this to your list of things NOT to do when your two year old finds a SO.
Mossygirl357 12
That's wrong of your mother in law to do. I would do the same thing to her when you get the opportunity to.
Larentiah 4
Do you have a really tall kid? How could they reach the knob? Because if you didn't fully shut the door, that's on you.
ziggysmommy201 10
Most two year olds can reach doorknobs regardless if they're really tall or not.
Larentiah 4
46: if the family is over to also look after the kid, why does the door need to be open?
RebeccaRFT 18
Don't let her see your child again. That's unacceptable and she clearly doesn't like you. She has no right to see you or her grandchild.
smokecloud_ 37
Seriously? Ban a woman from seeing their grandchildren over what as a, albeit extremely immature, joke? Please don't procreate.
RebeccaRFT 18
She disrespected the mother completely by doing that. She obviously doesn't like the op at all. Would you want someone like that around your kids?
TallMist 32
I know they wouldn't be coming over to my house ever again if it was me on the toilet in that situation.
Kevlar_burrito 6
that's why you lock the door...you deserve it