Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
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Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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firelegend 17
What the hell is wrong with your mother in law
feven 32
Mother-in-laws causing trouble since the beginning of time
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Comments (132)
AlyssaDiannaa 20
I guess that's why they call them monster-in-laws...
ez2LOVE 13
Ugh that was a shitty thing to do, no pun intended... seriously i would be so embarrassed!
iwanttogotoparis 26
Guess you could say you've had a shitty day
pacheco123 5
Should lock the door.
a1_z9 10
Not all bathroom doors have locks!
ohjoy15 33
@#24 Those bathrooms should get one... for this exact reason.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"My two year old" may explain why the bathroom lacks a lock, if it doesn't have one. Smaller children, as well as older children, can lock themselves in a room. The difference is that smaller children may not be able to figure out how to undue that lock. In those instances you wind up with parents having to break their own doors down, climb through odd windows, or remove the hinges from the doors. There is also the risk that if the door knob breaks, for any reason, the lock will jam things up and prevent the door from opening. It happened to me. The spring broke on my knob causing part of the door locking mechanism to jam into place which in turn caused the latch to refuse to undue. My parents had to remove the door knob completely to free me from my bedroom. Some parents just don't want to risk it.
AnonPotato 16
My bathroom has a key to open it from the outside. :)
ohjoy15 33
@44 Most bathrooms in homes built where I live, have those locks that from the outside, there's no key entry, but instead a small circular hole. If you ever need to unlock the door from the outside all you have to is stick a match or a bobby pin inside all the way, hold it and turn. You wouldn't need to take off any doors or anything incase of emergency.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That was the kind of door I had that broke resulting in the knob having to be removed. They are safer locks than a key lock might be in that situation but they can still screw you over.
KawaiiPinkie 11
what I would have done was to tell her to remove the picture, and of she refused I would press charges against her. You could actually report the picture on facebook sinve she is not allowed to post any pictures of you without your consent facebook would delete it.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your mother in law sounds immature and probably still has the mind of a high school girl.
blackonblight 33
Middle school. Trust me, middle school is when the clique and snob and social embarrassment warfare stuff is at its worst.
gordjess1 19
Eek hopefully for you not much was showing. Sounds like your MIL gets along with you enough to do it. Maybe just ask her nicely to remove it. Good luck :)
Alverja 2
So I guess they won't be visiting any time soon again. When her first thought was to post the picture on Facebook, she really is immature. Sucks for you and I hope she removed it from the Internet.
not_for_u 10
That is hilarious I would do it to
TallMist 32
You'd take a picture of someone ******** and post it on Facebook without their consent? Why would you openly admit you'd do that?
abbyade 21
Lol she went a bit too far with that joke lol. Just laugh about it and shake it off. Mother in laws !