Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Top comments
aylind 18
Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.
heart_aussie_fml 20
That's both rude and humiliating..
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Comments (62)
carabobara 7
maybe she hacked his account and tagged herself under his name
mfxray 10
ouch
I_see_your_anger 10
Can't fault him for being honest.
berkeleyjake 13
so? the hottest girl I know isn't my wife, I just love my wife more than any other woman
nodai 13
So you've been together for two days now? So romantic.
ramdomaccount 13
Maybe he doesn't find you as attractive but he likes you for a different reason
the_fanciest_man 15
Because dumping your boyfriend over a comment on social media is always a good idea.
Omak 10
Do not tell him u saw it, breakup with him in a text msg saying its because u cant help feeling turned off by his physique and u wish u can but one can not force physical attraction on himself. In the end, tell him "I hope u can still be friends." Right before sending this, make sure u have ur FB profile pic changed with a hotter guy and wave goodbye to his self-esteem.
seemo82 19
its time to let him tag u... be his ex
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
so he tagged you?