Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Top comments
aylind 18
Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.
heart_aussie_fml 20
That's both rude and humiliating..
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Comments (62)
jamienicole1993 32
That's awful OP. Some guys just don't appreciate the beautiful girls they're with. If he continues to do things like this I hope you'll realize you deserve so much better.
Jmgonzo 10
Just because he thinks his ex is hit doesn't mean he thinks op is a PEICE if trash
ThatllDoDonkey 9
Find your Shrek... Because he's a Farquaad...
ShrekFromDuloc 6
I've found my donkey ❤️
born_hustla 26
Well said donkey! Lol
MidnaLink 35
Oh, this is just way too good!
_kyleG_ 34
It's okay to think such things, but to post them publicly... That's just poor decision making.
chocolatefrog28 29
*Hot* is a temperature. Maybe he was just hoping his ex was on fire?
Darkness_Hate 29
Untag him from your life..There's better
RebeccaRFT 18
So? Maybe you're really ugly. Maybe you're not as hot as the other girl. People calling him a jerk cause he didn't tag you is basically saying 'how dare he tell the truth!'
HighasaCloud 46
You mean his second most recent ex, right? Right?
clair_brodie 35
I am not vain enough to think i am the hottest person my bf has dates. *shrugs*
Vestin 18
#25: Props to you. Unfortunately, it seems like people expect and want to be lied to. Their partners need to love them "till the end of time" or at least "till death"; No other person can be found more attractive... It's all lies. They're convenient lies people keep telling each other to shield themselves from the fact that any relationship may fall apart. They're sweet misconceptions they whisper to convince one another that they ARE the "fairest ones of all". Again - it's nice that you refuse to take refuge in such delusions.
SqueakyMunk 14
Same here. I know my bf has dated beautiful women. I know I'm not the hottest women he had dated. However, he isn't with them. He is with me. So maybe looks aren't everything :)
Noreason89 6
#36 I think you're looking a little too deep into it
tdawg91 17
You don't have to be vain to be offended when a man you love puts up in full public view that he things his ex is hotter than you. It's common decency to not do that to your partner
allplayedout 20
But you wouldn't be upset if your s/o publicly compared you to their ex and declared that you came up short? Whether or not it's true is irrelevant; the FML is about how absurdly rude and callous it was.
clair_brodie 35
I can see the rest of the world is indeed vain.
doctorhook86 25
Any chance this was FB showing you a really old post? Like, from when he was dating her?
bab3ruthl3ss 16
That could be a possibility. She also doesn't say anything about how long they've been together. Here's hoping...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It probably had the date on his comment, though.
StickyPickles 33
Facebook+Relationship=Fail