Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Top comments
aylind 18
Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.
heart_aussie_fml 20
That's both rude and humiliating..
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Comments (62)
kuro21 20
Everyone saying he's an asshole. I mean this guy broke up with his ex for a reason. For all we know he was with his ex for sex and he's with OP cause he loved her personality. Not everyone you date has to be the hottest person on the planet and you can still think other people are hot even if they're your ex.
NamelessFace 22
Or maybe she dumped him, perhaps even for being out of his league...
KamiyaHaine 18
Think the issue here is more that he put it on FB for everyone to see, and demeaning OP. Not very nice of him. If it were my bf, we would have had a very long talk on why it's inappropriate. If he thinks it's unimportant & simply fun, that's probably how he treats the relationship too.
Niedermayer_20 12
I'm sure your personality rocks. Looks aren't everything.
drc428 5
I hope you meant EX boyfriend
Vestin 18
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Vestin 18
#53: I'd be more inclined to believe that others are not looking deeply enough ;). I guess this sort of thing comes with the territory, mate. When I post, I like being insightful, original. People here rarely appreciate my writing, but if I made even a few people think, I guess it was all worth it in the end. Then again - if it's a cascade of downvotes every step of the way, I will get the hint and be on my way eventually. Where there's no will the listen, there is no point in speaking.
InsanePPG 25
Maybe she has a 101 fever and is LITERALLY the hottest person he knows.
ToxicMoo33 18
Don't you mean your now ex? Lol I personally wouldn't stay with him...
Jmgonzo 10
Yeah I'm sure he would be happy to leave if you over reacted that much
lovelenaa_ 14
"Ex"...
alex_jaguara 33
You better start searching for a new one then.