Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
what a poor floorplan
yay_fml 0
hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa
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Comments (94)
zebrapattern 6
why is sex such a bad and secretive thing? everyone does it (mostly), so who cares? and fyl for being immature about sex and not having a trash can by your bed.
Vaesive 0
You got it all wrong. This is a FTL (**** Their Lives)
jjnotantibi 2
Epic win for you. Im sure that made them stop. They deserve it for not locking the door and for not taking care of you when you're sick. Fail floor plan too
hawkeye12221 0
IMAGINE THEIR FACES XD!!!!!!!!!!!
Ilovequintin 2
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHSHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA NICCCCEE!
coolbrony12 3
Your parents sex lives=ruined forever
redmonkey224539 9
That's a fairly appropriate reaction
DecembersShadow 2
FYL dude, but at the same time I couldn't help but laugh... Also, that kind of sounds like it could be your parents' FML: "Today I was having sex with my wife/husband when my son barged into our room and threw up all over the bed. FML"
DanielT1994 19
**** your life? No, **** their life. You could've used a trash bin elsewhere. Who wants an annoying kid going and throwing up all over their bed when they're trying to make love?
ckrider64 8
...and the award for best cockblock of the year goes to...