Intimacy: Surprise! - FML

Surprise!

By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:31

what a poor floorplan

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Friday 27 February 2009 9:35

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:48

I wish there were a button for they deserve it..cuz well they do

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Wednesday 7 May 2014 8:28

I vote *they* deserved it.

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Wednesday 1 April 2015 12:39

Why do all the FMLs say mah instead of my?!

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Friday 22 May 2015 23:48

Oh god wow.

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That's a crappy floor plan.

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Thursday 19 January 2017 12:59

Throw up on your parents

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