Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yeetus
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Anna
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Amanda
Greenbrier, United States
Science has gone too far
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
clumsycat
Nearly home
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
actually just constipated.. and stupid
Tunisia
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
whotouchedyou1
Cypress, United States
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.
xXxSophiexXx 8
I guess next time use protection...
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axlbab 0
take that as a blessing, not a FML. my daughter's the best thing in my life. :)
fmlrocks25 0
Ohh that's soo sweet
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
If you don't want the baby, there is someone else out there who cries every night because she can't have a baby of her own. Adoption is a wonderful choice. I was adopted and am very greatful I grew up knowing I Was wanted more than anything.
DjeePee 25
Newsflash: there are so many children waiting to be adopted that many of them will never find a home.
Disful_Yellow 0
Nobodyy cares
chickgirlxccc 0
I used to think my mom hated me for putting me up for adoption.. but I thought it was because she loved me.. but after seeing so many teens put there baby up.. it makes me feel unwanted.. :/
Mercedeh910 0
88- what's wrong with you? you're so negative towards everyone. You should change. The poor girl's just giving her two cents.
withered 30
#107 Why would you care? If you got adopted you have your parents. And imo parents are those who raise you not those who made you. You're far better off being adopted than being with a parent who never wanted you.
gucci_queen7123 0
congratz
manna_rose 0
same thing happened to me, but I ended up having surgury the same night, come to find out the baby was growing in my tube and I couldn't have it . fml
sk8rchick97 0
Aww:'(
AnagenisisZagus 13
#33- That was very rude and uncalled for! High-five for being all too right though!
hisnumber1grl 0
congrats!!!
oldenuff2party 3
ooh congratulations
hellogoodbye1996 6
wow stop whining, your pregnant that's your fault for not taking precautions. that child will be so delighted to find out he/she is a burden and was the soul reason of an fml.
coNsperAZI 4
tell em 55
ubetrwatchBN 5
33: A little bitchy, but...the truth hurts sometimes. Maybe she's from jersey shore? (FYI, that last part may be a bit off because I've never seen it - in a similar fashion, I've heard way too much about that show to ever subjugate myself into watching it)
hay1hay7 0
my baby girl is the best thing that ever happend to me u have to start thinking about the baby its #1 now