Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yeetus
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Anna
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Amanda
Greenbrier, United States
Science has gone too far
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
clumsycat
Nearly home
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
actually just constipated.. and stupid
Tunisia
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
whotouchedyou1
Cypress, United States
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.
xXxSophiexXx 8
I guess next time use protection...
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Comments (158)
FMLforALL 0
Congratulations! You'll be happy about it soon enough. Good luck, mama'
duburich 0
ydi.. don't use condoms and don't know the father I take it?
ArmedcrackerR6 8
that's great news. Congrats guys
blitz426 0
hahaha just drink and smoke a lot if u don't want the baby lol
veritoswty6 14
are you serious?!
xXSillyLoveXx 0
You disgust me.
TBird18 0
I agree with 32
doggywalker 1
30 your not only an idiot your a selfish jerk too
krazy_glu3 0
I think your mom smoke and drink when she was preggo with you...
krazy_glu3 0
drank**
noboundary 9
#30 how about if that happened with you.please child, think before you talk.
MEM0817 18
What a GOOD idea 30! When those "options" fail, maybe she can just explain to the child that some mindless **** head had the best suggestion on FML for trying to end a pregnancy. Drinking and smoking doesn't usually end a pregnancy... but hey, greattt advice! Do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and never ever do what it takes to reproduce a child. The world doesn't need the risk of you pro creating.
fudgedude 1
What kind of ******* are you?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
30 - Do you happen to know this from experience?
emileeann 0
hmm...your one of the biggest idiots i've seen on this site, congrats! you win......nothing. i feel really bad for your future child, and who ever is idiot enough to have sex with you
littlegreen 0
one word......... dumbass
colombiancartel 0
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
LoveMySoldier82 0
Nope drinking and smoking don't work to abort the baby. It just gives the baby serious handicaps when they are born. Wow. A simple procedure is more likely to work.
sk8rchick97 0
dats messed up... home made abortion if u ask me! seriously somethings wrong with u!! god UR messed up!
fizzypop14 3
so are you pissed about that?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
#25, I've seen more than enough posted from you. You are an idiot. The exit is that way. Thank you.
biomassive 0
Thats a pretty good doctor.
underguarded 20
Condoms work wonders
krazy_glu3 0
you went to the doctors hoping to get some pills to get rid of a bladder infection.. you walk out realizing you shouldve been taking some other pills beforehand... called birth control pills.
DakotaCat 4
Only in the 21st century is a bladder infection considered worse tnp