Anonymous
United States
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yeetus
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Anna
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Amanda
Greenbrier, United States
Science has gone too far
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
clumsycat
Nearly home
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Yeet it
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
actually just constipated.. and stupid
Tunisia
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
whotouchedyou1
Cypress, United States
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Don't worry, in a few more months you'll probably have that bladder infection too.
xXxSophiexXx 8
I guess next time use protection...
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Comments (158)
Huggz30 0
And how old r u?
Miami_canes 0
Well that is going to be a great story you can share with him/her when they grow up.
firefighter86 0
becoming a parent is an awesome thing so that'd not that bad, but if you don't like the baby daddy you shouldn't be such a *****!
lekiat 0
congrats!
rlTlk 13
Congratulations!!! You go in thinking you are sick and come leave knowing you've been given the greatest gift a person can get, what an amazing turn around to a bad day!
technochik3 12
Yea I don't think she posted it on here to be congratulated. That's what you get op for not using a condom.
Doortje 30
So tell me, were you standing in the corner of their bedroom while they were having sex? Because obviously you have very detailed information about how it went down.
jellybean01 0
congrats
Johnnycobra 0
hooooray!
breathemein 10
uti ???
backthefuckoff 0
congrats in 9 Months your gonna find out your broke
BByD0ll 0
#120 your ****** wrong I have a two in a half month baby girl and I'm not broke and I'm 17 ..the only time you get broke is cause you don't know how to spend money... babys are not that expensive like everyone claims they are... Well congrates
meteor_stream 9
If you're not broke yet, please invest in a spellcheck program.