Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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Top comments
Crypticedge 6
He probably was staring at your ass before you tried to fix it. If so you should still make him know you like him.
tykatdesigns 13
Should of given him your number and told him that if he ever needs to be de-wedged, he should call you
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Comments (58)
dawnimus 21
*discreet and *discreetly
acommonman 23
act embarrassed and start a conversation. try to get to know him, and see if he likes you back. good luck!
karatekid97 17
At least it was your ex-crush?
RageWolf16 31
This is why you look behind you BEFORE doing something embarrassing.
Enslaved 38
I recently bought a 10 pack of Hanes' hipster wedgies free undies, thinking they'd be great. Yeah, they work, even during workouts. No more wedgies except now I feel like I'm wearing droopy-drawers instead. One problem to another.
Colon_Man 17
Commando also is wedgie free. Guaranteed!
Enslaved 38
Sorry that's no guarantee. Have you not seen a girl's shirt also stuck between her butt checks?
False_Stupidity 42
That's why you don't wear a shirt either..
mmazzaa 16
Gotta do what ya have to do girl
kristen5286 12
dude, wedgies are uncomfortable. why is it such a big deal to pull it out?!
khoov19 20
its not a big deal to pull it out but maybe she just doent like to be watched when pulling out
Sideshowray94 8
His face was not a face of disgust, it was a face of: 'omg, her arse looks soo good in those yogapants, oh wait... Oh shit, she's reaching round to release the wedgie!! Damnit, I was enjoying the view of her tight butthole ?. Oh no, i hope she doesn't look behind and catch me staring at her ass, **** that would be awkward. Ohh, shit she did, and it's too late to pretend I wasn't looking now. Quick, better look like I am disgusted, instead of enjoying it, otherwise she will think i'm a total weirdo an a pervert!' Yup that's exactly what he was thinking.
anthony89_fml 12
"DID YOU NOT SEE IN THIS BITCH REMIX?!" "I know when a real nigga rapping cause I feel him, AND I FEEL KEEEEF!" - some crazy dude off YouTube (Lol)
AutisticAbyss 10
leave!
khorstmye 15
I'm sure that wedgie made your ass look even better. He was probable upset that you fixed it!